Terms & Conditions
Welcome to Shrieking Lotus. Yes, even rebels need rules. By shopping with us, you agree to play nice — or at least follow the fine print. These Terms & Conditions outline the basics: how we operate, what you can expect, and what we expect from you (spoiler: mostly common sense). We promise not to bore you with legal jargon unless absolutely necessary, but we do recommend giving this a read before you click “Buy Now” like your life depends on it.
By using our site, placing an order, or engaging with our content, you’re agreeing to these terms. If that sounds ominous, don’t worry — we’re not here to trick you, just to keep things fair, transparent, and mildly sarcastic.
We reserve the right to block, ban, or otherwise yeet users who violate these rules.
Basically: don’t be a jerk, and we’ll get along just fine.
User Conduct
We love bold personalities, but there’s a line — and we prefer it not be crossed. By using this site, you agree to behave like a decent human being.
That means:
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No hate speech, harassment, or general nastiness.
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No spamming, scamming, or shady behavior.
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No uploading viruses, malware, or cursed energy.
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No pretending to be someone you’re not (unless it’s Halloween, and even then… chill).
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Don't steal our content— we worked hard on it, and we’re petty about plagiarism.
Intellectual Property
Everything you see here — from product designs to snarky slogans — belongs to Shrieking Lotus. You may not copy, reproduce, modify, or distribute any content without our written permission. We create with intention. You don’t get to swipe it just because it looks cool.
Product Descriptions & Availability
We try to keep things accurate, but we’re human. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen. Inventory moves fast, and sometimes things sell out before we can update the site. If something’s gone, we’ll let you know — no ghosting.
Pricing & Payment Terms
Prices are listed in USD and are subject to change without notice. We accept major credit cards and other secure payment methods. If we accidentally list a product at the wrong price, we reserve the right to correct it — even if you already added it to your cart. Sorry, but we’re not giving away $30 tees for $3.
Shipping & Returns
We ship quickly, but we’re not Amazon Prime. Expect a little breathing room for processing and delivery. If you’re not thrilled with your order, check our return policy for options. We don’t do drama, but we do try to make things right.
Limitation of Liability
We’re not responsible if your mug doesn’t fix your life, your tee doesn’t spark enlightenment, or your package gets delayed by a rogue squirrel. Use our products responsibly. We’re here to inspire, not to indemnify.
Termination Clause
If you violate these terms, we reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the site — no warning, no second chances. We’re all about freedom of expression, but not at the expense of basic decency.
Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the state of Missouri. Any disputes will be handled in accordance with those laws. We hope it never comes to that, but if it does, we’ll be ready.
Privacy Policy
We respect your privacy and handle your data with care. For details on how we collect, use, and protect your information, please read our Privacy Policy.