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Corporate coffee culture? Hard pass. This mug is for the caffeine-fueled anarchist who shows up to the grind with eyeliner smudged from last night and zero apologies. It’s a middle finger in ceramic form—because your idea of “self-care” involves vermouth, not vision boards. Whether you're sipping black coffee or something stronger, this mug screams: I’m only here until it’s socially acceptable to drink from the other one.

Professional enough to pass. Defiant enough to matter.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shaken, Not Stirred

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