Sarcasm may be thirsty work, but balance is everything. This 17-ounce, double wall stainless steel water bottle is your daily reminder that even the sharpest minds need hydration—and a moment of peace between the chaos. Featuring the Shrieking Lotus logo, it’s a minimalist nod to clarity, defiance, and staying grounded while the world loses its mind. Crafted for those who speak truth with a twist and prefer their water ice-cold and their humor dry. Take a sip. Take a breath. Even sarcasm needs stillness. • High-grade stainless steel • 17 oz (500 ml) • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm) • Vacuum flask • Double-wall construction • Bowling pin shape • Glossy finish • Odorless and leak-proof cap • Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h) • Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors • Hand-wash only • Blank product sourced from China Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.