Sarcasm may be thirsty work, but balance is everything. This 17-ounce, double wall stainless steel water bottle is your daily reminder that even the sharpest minds need hydration—and a moment of peace between the chaos. Featuring the Shrieking Lotus logo, it’s a minimalist nod to clarity, defiance, and staying grounded while the world loses its mind. Crafted for those who speak truth with a twist and prefer their water ice-cold and their humor dry.

Take a sip. Take a breath. Even sarcasm needs stillness.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.